I so hate to say this out loud but I think it needs to be said. As a step to acceptance. Mine. I think I’m getting old. Yeah I know. Everybody gets old. But I think I’M GETTING OLD. Not only have I never been 46 before, but I’ve never – EVER – resented my […]
Archives for May 2011
Pirates of the Caribbean
“I’ve got fingers to point and names to name,” is only one of Jack Sparrow’s witty lines during the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie – which I finally got to see last night. But before I get into the “review of my experience” (because movies are always a personal experience), I just want to […]
The 3 seconds of Johnny Depp in my life
Where to begin . . . Okay. It all started when Greg and I had plans to see Pirates of the Caribbean. Forgive my bluntness here but I fricken LOVE Johnny Depp. His face is interesting to look at (like you’ve never admired those cheek bones!) and I think he’s a great character actor. (No […]
The real reason behind his impatience
Over the weekend I posted the following on my Facebook status: Boyfriend got drooled on yesterday by severely handicapped man while waiting in line. I also Twittered about it – in not so many words because Twitter is funny about word count. (Well actually character count but, well, who’s counting?) All that to say that […]
The truth about living happily ever after
Every fairy tale ends with “ . . . and they lived happily ever after. The end.” But we all know that “the end” is really just a huge cover up for the truth. And since no one else is brave enough to talk about it out loud, I’ve decided to set the record straight. […]