Is it just me or are weekends made out of this big abyss of a time warp? One minute you’re thinking, “Yayyy, it’s the weekend! And I’m going to . . . Get. So. Much. Done.” And the next minute you’re realizing that it’s Monday and you’ve done NOTHING. Following are a few questions that […]
Archives for February 2013
If I didn’t know better, I’d say I was Sylvester Stallone
If you read my recent post, you know that exactly one week ago today I broke my nose. Just in case this has never happened to you, I thought I’d share some of the highlights that are unique to the broken nose experience: It hurts. It makes you talk funny. It makes you down a […]
And then I broke my nose and lived happily ever after
Scenario You’re in a nice restaurant and you look around at everyone sitting so straight-backed and elegant, doing their best to look like they belong. But really, you know that most of the people around you would rather be lounging in a pair of sweatpants and a comfy old T-shirt. Despite this, everyone is enjoying […]
Morning routine. Because writing this down has helped me see that I am not the problem here.
If you write – books, articles, emails, cheques – you’re well acquainted with what’s known in the industry as PROCRASTINATION. Usually it creeps up on you disguised as “do or die” responsibilities. Examples: You sit down to write and all of a sudden realize that the clothes that have been sitting in the dryer for […]
Being stabbed in the face is a lot like being half asleep. When you’re half asleep.
This morning I woke up feeling grateful to be alive on account that I was almost murdered last night. Well, at least that’s what I thought at 2 a.m. Here’s what happened . . . I woke up suffering from what I thought at the time, were stab wounds on my face. Possibly the fact […]