How I love my dogs. Let me count the ways. No really. Let me count them.

The one turning away is Dakota. She’s camera shy.

I love my dogs. Truly I do. Because of them I can watch Criminal Minds. AND when I wake up in the middle of the night convinced that someone is hiding in my closet (did you see that episode?) I just have to remind myself that Dakota and Jed are sleeping nearby. Translation: no psycho in my house.

But then every once in a while one of them (Jed) does something annoying. Like eat my glasses.

Seriously, dude!!!