Happy Friday, awesome Moxie-Dude readers! Before we begin, I’ve prepared the following set of instructions for you. Instructions for reading this post Step 1. Read post through to end. Step 2. Scroll back up and look at image above of BEFORE chicken wings. Step 3. Quickly move on to another site before your eyes get […]
Archives for August 2013
A bee in his bonnet. Except that men shouldn’t even be wearing bonnets.
It’s Thursday already, awesome Moxie-Dude readers! I’m not going to use any names in this rendition of a recent occurrence but according to someone I know (whom we’ll call Mr. Freaken Sensitive), I can be a little on the, um, focused side when it comes to people getting attacked by an entire hive of […]
I had too much to dream last night. But at least I was sleeping. SHHHH. Don’t tell the hamster.
Well hello again, awesome Moxie-Dude readers! Last night I had the weirdest dream. Before I go on, I suggest that you not eat while you read the rest of this post. Partly because I’m STARVING right now and will have a hard time writing if I’m imagining that you’re eating. But mostly because imagining a […]
Miley Cirus does not live in a cardboard box
Happy Tuesday, awesome Moxie-Dude readers! Yesterday during my routine Internet haunt I noticed a lot of mentions about Miley Cirus and the Video Music Awards (VMA) – most of them critical in a condescending way. Some of the Tweets that got my attention went something like this: “Now there’s something every father wants to see […]
Raising teenagers and back-to-school. Exactly like preparing to give birth only less pushing and more worrying.
Hey there, awesome Moxie-Dude readers! This is another one of those “it’s-two-in-the-morning-and-I-can’t-sleep-so-I-may-as-well-write” posts. At first I thought a very noisy train had passed and woke me up but then I remembered that I don’t live near train tracks. That’s when I realized that what really woke me up was the hamster making “whoot-whoot” sounds. In […]