Hey there, awesome Moxie-Dude readers.
Well the hamster did it again. I’ve been awake since just after two and after four and a half hours of tossing and turning – and possibly pulling a muscle somewhere in my back where there shouldn’t even be a muscle – I finally decided to get up.
And since I’m currently under the influence of sleep deprivation, I’ve been looking up hamster figurines on the internet.
Plan A for its arrival
Smash the little f&*#@er with a sharp object.
Plan B for its arrival
Put it in a jar of sleeping pills and hide it far, far away in the back of my closet. And since my memory is the size of a peanut, I’ll probably find it in ten years only to wonder who would do such a thing – who would create a time capsule and not include the newspaper???