Happy Friday, awesome Moxie-Dude readers!
Today marks the end of the week – and the end of my trip to Mexico. And while I was reluctant about even coming here (for reasons of I didn’t know what I was thinking at the time), I’m very sad to be leaving.
The weather, the hospitality, the tequila . . . I’m going to miss all of these things. Especially since I know that winter has begun her unpleasant – and always too-long – visit back home.
Conclusion: I LOVE Mexico. (Sorry Canada.)
And then to top off my on-coming depression – because I can already feel my very near future Vitamin D deficiency – I’ve been reading on the Internet that the world is about to suffer a global wine shortage.
THIS IS WORSE THAN GLOBAL WARMING, PEOPLE.
Pardon me. I’m REALLY not myself today.
And so to help me get a head start on fighting my onset of justifiable depression (that’s a real medical term – or possibly should be), I’ve created this list of all the things I have to be grateful for about leaving Mexico.
1. I won’t have to shave my legs for the next five months.
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That’s all I got.
PS. The picture above is of a tree I found in Mexico that I’m thinking of hiding in at checkout time. Do you think I could pass off as a pixie? Because I’m pretty sure that pixies are native to Mexico. Well, Mexican pixies are. (Clearly ‘geography’ was one of my best subjects.)