Happy Friday Eve, awesome readers! To put this post into context, here’s a conversation between Greg and I (uncensored because what fun would that be?) … Me: I think I have kneecap cancer. Greg: Yup. Me: What do you mean “yup”. This could be SERIOUS. Greg: Just like your eyeball cancer, lip cancer, and pinkie […]
Archives for November 2014
The voices in your head: before and after kids
Happy Day to you, awesome readers! There’s no denying that after kids, the body deviates only to cross over into slightly altered versions of itself. The waist gets thicker, hair gets thinner and the metabolism seems to slow down to the likes of a hibernating bear. This is also known as “eat-that-cookie-and-you-may-never-get-naked-with-the-lights-on-again.” But having kids […]
What I imagine Siri looks like
Hey there, awesome readers! Some of you are too young to remember this but once upon a very long time ago an entire population of people only ever wrote things down on paper. Grocery lists, phone numbers and random thoughts … to record any of these a pen and a piece of paper were required. […]