Hey there, awesome readers! Last night as I was lying in bed, tossing and turning and trying not to pull a muscle, I got to thinking about the many ways I trick my body into falling asleep. Now before you go and accuse me of plotting against my own body, know that I’m of the […]
Archives for July 2015
I am the anti-chef. And I blame Siri.
Hey there, awesome readers! I don’t usually like to start posts sounding paranoid but I have to tell you … I’m pretty sure that Siri hates me. There. I said it. It all started when I was driving home from work earlier this week and suddenly realized that I would be spending the evening alone. […]