Hey there, awesome readers! PS. That exclamation mark is a FRAUD. I’m too tired to be exclaiming anything. Because INSOMNIA. You may not know this (probably because it hasn’t caught on yet) but there’s a Universal Law that states: Blog posts that are written in the middle of the night don’t count. So according to […]
Archives for August 2015
A story about herpes and how I think some things just shouldn’t be shared. PS. I’m pretty sure you have no idea what I just said.
Oh, awesome readers! Let me start by saying that I LOVE Greg. I truly do. Even though sometimes he feels like a nincompoop (his word). And maybe I love him BECAUSE he sometimes feels like a nincompoop. I just can’t help myself. Sometimes I even can’t help myself from adding to his feelings of nincompoopness. […]
Women analyze. Men are random. It’s a curse.
Hello again, awesome readers! Last night Greg and I were lying in bed, both of us half asleep and taxed from the week’s debris, when all of a sudden he turned towards me and kissed me on the head. Seven times. If you know me in real life, you know what happened next: I was […]
You guys! Best. Find. Ever. And possibly the solution for fixing troubled relationships.
Hey there, awesome readers! I’m busy writing about how I went to an auction to buy a lawnmower and ended up buying a house. A REAL HOUSE. One that I’m going to live in. Meanwhile though, I wanted to share pure brilliance with you. Not MY brilliance but someone else’s … Have you ever stumbled […]