Hello, awesome readers! If you were around last Saturday, you know that I went out for breakfast and was “politely” told by the restaurant’s host that, “No, you cannot have a booth because YOU’RE BY YOURSELF AND PEOPLE WHO DINE ALONE ARE LESS IMPORTANT THAN NORMAL PEOPLE.” I’m paraphrasing. I was then seated at a […]
Archives for May 2018
National Wine Day. A parent’s interpretation.
Hey there, awesome readers! I realized earlier that it’s National Wine Day, a day for wine lovers. My first thoughts … Oh really? A day for wine lovers? A day? One day? ONE FREAKING DAY??? Then it dawned on me. National Wine Day isn’t a day for wine lovers. It’s a day for PARENTS. Seriously. […]
Dogs or teenagers? The choice seems simple but it’s not.
Howdy, awesome readers! Back story … Some of you may know my dogs, Dakota and Jed. They’ve been with me for about eight years. More than just my dogs, they are my guardians, my confidants, my best friends. I talk to them. I tell them my problems. They’ve moved to the country with me. They’ve […]
Lately I seem to know a lot about raccoons. Also, chaos.
Hello again, awesome readers of this blog. You’ll note that I’m using a period instead of an exclamation mark in my salutation today. This is because there’s waaayyyyy too much excitement going on over here at Moxie-Dude headquarters and I’m trying to tone it down a little. There’s an expression, “When it rains, it pours” […]
The truth behind my obsession with Friends: my brother
Hey there, beautiful people! And when I say “beautiful”, I really do mean it. This conscious appreciation for the many phases of beauty stems from an article I read recently where Friends co-star, Courteney Cox, has succumbed to the aging process and is now following a trepid diet of self-acceptance. I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER FOR […]