Hi there, awesome readers! First of all, I’m sorry. (Oops. My Canadian is showing. As obvious by my apology.) If the title of this post led you to believe that I have Alzheimer’s disease, let me assure you that I do not. Well, as far as I know. If you know me in real life […]
Aging and its niceties
5 Tips on how to win at life
Yo, awesome readers! So if you read my last post, we’re all aware that mirrors sometimes yell at us so I thought I’d share my mirror’s latest rant: Holy crap. You’re THIS age. (As an aside, mirrors can be frightfully honest. Which is why I’m grateful that they can’t laugh.) Here’s the deal. I don’t […]
OshKosh B’Gosh: Encouraging us to embrace ourselves for who we are, AS WE ARE
Hey there, awesome readers! Do mirrors ever yell at you? For the record, I’m fully aware of what a ridiculous question that is. Mostly because I already know your answer: “OF COURSE MY MIRROR YELLS AT ME. Why? How did you know?” How did I know? Because everyone’s mirror yells at them. That’s what mirrors […]
Younger me -vs- Older me. I’m still not sure who’s winning.
Hello, awesome readers! Once upon a long time ago, I wanted goats. So what did I do? I came home with goats. My ex was not amused. Neither were my suburbanite neighbours and eventually I had to give Tom and Jerry away to a petting zoo. It was a sad day but also a happy […]
Insomnia. That time of night when you think about important things that make no sense in the morning.
Hello, awesome readers! Well here I am, stuck in the middle of the night with no one to talk to except the voices in my head. They say that insomnia does not discriminate; that it can affect everyone and anything. I disagree. My dogs are sleeping right now. Even the crickets are sleeping right now. […]