Happy Day to you, my awesomenesses! It’s spring break for my teenagers, which means Moxie-Dude headquarters (also known as my laptop and I) will be coming at you from Florida this week. (Yayyy!) Dear burglars: My friend Bubba is staying in my house with my two ferocious dogs while we’re away. Nice try though. Maybe […]
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Dear Justin Bieber: Why? Just, why?
Disclaimer: I suggest you take a deep breath before reading this post because it breaks all the rules about run-on sentences. Also, it is not intended for smokers. Or anyone who has just climbed seven flights of stairs. Happy Friday Eve! I probably shouldn’t be writing right now. Mostly because my blood sugar is low […]
Murphy’s Laws for single moms. Because teenagers.
Happy Monday, awesome readers! Keeping in mind that if anything can go wrong, it will, Murphy’s Law itself can also go wrong, right? I mean, it’s Murphy’s Law! The moment you decide to follow through on your threat to ground your teenager for the weekend, you will instantly get a call from someone asking you […]
Good days and bad days with teenagers. Translation: UGH!
Happy Friday Eve, awesome readers! If I’ve learned anything since my kids have become infested with foot-stomping, door-slamming hormones (said with much love), it’s that there’s one trick all parents must keep up their sleeve at all times: TENACITY. Stick to your guns and I can’t promise that you won’t feel like running away from […]
I have the key to my Valentines’ hearts. It comes in a pizza box.
Happy Hump Day, awesome readers! So in case you’re ignoring your calendar, Valentine’s Day is around the corner. What does that mean? It means stress for some. Disappointment for others. And cha-ching for flower shops, restaurants and anywhere that sells chocolate and condoms. Lucky for me, I’m single so I’m not stressed. I’m never disappointed […]