As many of you know, sleeping is the one thing that I’m not very good at. There are actually PLENTY of things that I’m not good at but I just ignore those. Sleep, however, is hard to ignore. So what do I do when I can’t sleep? Mostly, I lie in bed and think about […]
That effin hamster
The hamster woke me up at 2:07 a.m. I’ve been up ever since
I’ve made an important decision. I will donate my brain to the local hunting club so that they can shoot the hamster when I’m dead. (Hear that A.H. Hamster. In the end, I’M GOING TO WIN!) Hey wait a minute. Why don’t they have hunting clubs on the “do you want to donate your dead […]