Most of all, I love loving what I do. I get to write every day. Stick me on a cloud with my laptop (and WIFI) next to the Philadelphia Cream Cheese lady and I’m as happy as, well, the Philadelphia Cream Cheese lady. And then there are cats. Did I mention that I hate cats? […]
Nothing like a bout of complaining to remind you of how good your life is
Crazy week here at “writing central”. It seems that everyone (as in EVERY-FRICKEN -ONE) woke up with the same great idea: “Wouldn’t it be cool if we brought the deadline up?” Yeah. Cool. Because thinking . . . strategizing . . . writing clear, comprehensive copy is always easier when I have a gun to […]
Clearly I’m an idiot
In my vast experience of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, I believe I outdid myself last weekend. We were visiting my aunt and uncle who live in Drummondville – Gaetan and Marjolaine for those who know me. For those of you who don’t know me, they are part of my French family. […]
Dating sucks
One of the things I’m most grateful for is that I’m not part of the dating scene. I hate dating. Worrying about stupid things like whether you have food between your teeth and trying to look cool and collected when you’re not just seems like a waste of time. And energy. All that to say […]
The hamster woke me up at 2:07 a.m. I’ve been up ever since
I’ve made an important decision. I will donate my brain to the local hunting club so that they can shoot the hamster when I’m dead. (Hear that A.H. Hamster. In the end, I’M GOING TO WIN!) Hey wait a minute. Why don’t they have hunting clubs on the “do you want to donate your dead […]