Hey there awesome readers, Before I get into the meat of this post about why I’m mad at Katy Perry, please allow me to make a few assumptions … Assumption #1: At the risk of sounding like a stalker or even a genius, I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that […]
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Dear My Daughter: I didn’t mean “Honey Boo Boo” when I called you Honey Boo Boo.
Hey there, awesome readers! If you know me in real life, you know that I don’t watch much TV. If you don’t know me in real life, you know that the only TV I do watch is Criminal Minds. (Apparently I like to keep myself up at night with visions of serial killers hiding in […]
Murphy’s Laws for single moms. Because teenagers.
Happy Monday, awesome readers! Keeping in mind that if anything can go wrong, it will, Murphy’s Law itself can also go wrong, right? I mean, it’s Murphy’s Law! The moment you decide to follow through on your threat to ground your teenager for the weekend, you will instantly get a call from someone asking you […]
Maybe I don’t want my kids to grow up
Last Sunday everything changed in my household. And when I say “everything”, I mean Jonathan. I’m not allowed to post pictures of him anymore because he’s 14 and I made him get a crew cut. How did I manage to make him get a crew cut? Easy. I said, “You don’t take care of your […]