I’ve made an important decision. I will donate my brain to the local hunting club so that they can shoot the hamster when I’m dead.
(Hear that A.H. Hamster. In the end, I’M GOING TO WIN!)
Hey wait a minute. Why don’t they have hunting clubs on the “do you want to donate your dead body parts” section of the forms???
No worries. I’m sure it’s just an oversight.
Beverly Akerman says
that hamster’s freaking lucky to still be alive, far as i’m concerned!
Melissa Agnes says
I agree @Beverly!!
Moxie-Dude, you’re the light-weight comic relief that I exactly need at 12:23am… and still hard at work!!
Your #1 Fan!
Mona Andrei says
Thanks Beverly, Melissa, for the comments. Happy to report that I had a great night’s sleep. (It might have something to do with the rat poison I secretly sprinkled in my glass of wine last night. Just a bit 🙂