I’ve made an important decision. I will donate my brain to the local hunting club so that they can shoot the hamster when I’m dead.
(Hear that A.H. Hamster. In the end, I’M GOING TO WIN!)
Hey wait a minute. Why don’t they have hunting clubs on the “do you want to donate your dead body parts” section of the forms???
No worries. I’m sure it’s just an oversight.