And so we meet again, awesome readers! Earlier today I sent a text to my someone, warning him that if he hears swearing in his head it’s probably just me because I have to go bathing suit shopping and like most women, I consider bathing suit shopping to be about as pleasant as a doctor’s […]
Pretending to be a grown-up
My New Year’s resolution is to eat less take-out. I’m pretty sure that my son is going to hate my New Year’s resolution.
Hello, awesome readers. Some of you may remember this post from a few years ago when I wrote about a date I had. And by date, I mean that I invited him over for dinner. At the time, said date had no idea what he was getting involved with. And by “what”, I mean who. […]
Devour the moment or die
Hello, awesome readers. What I remember most about my teenage years was that I liked to do things for the sole purpose of shocking my parents. It’s the reason why I got my first tattoo. I wanted them to ask me “what’s new?” and I wanted to be able to say “I got a tattoo.” […]
i suck
Hello, awesome readers. Way back in the disruptive corners of my mind, lies a thought. I would love to be able to call it a “dormant” thought, but it’s not. It’s like when your kid pretends to be asleep except that you know they’re not sleeping because the folds in their eyelids are squeezed a […]
I’m not that kind of girl: The kind that pretends to know the difference between the Grey Cup and the Super Bowl
Hey there, awesome readers! Confession: I have no idea what the difference is between the Grey Cup and the Super Bowl. If we were sitting in a bar – the kind of bar with big screens that make men running around in tight pants look almost life-sized – and I admitted this, you would have […]