Jonathan: Have I lost my childhood?
Me: What do you mean? You’re 12!
Jonathan: Yes, but I don’t have anything epic to remember it.
NOTE TO READER: “EPIC” IS THE NEW WORD IN OUR HOUSE. EVERYTHING IS NOW EPIC – BIG OR SMALL. (THE EXPECTATIONS ARE SUDDENLY VERY HIGH.)
Me: What? English please.
Jonathan: Well, like Greg has his hockey cards from when he was a kid.
Me: Oh. Well you have all your Sponge Bob stuff.
Jonathan: But that’s not cool. Hockey cards are cool.
Me: So start collecting hockey cards then.
Jonathan: It’s too late for me.