Me: When I was a kid I remember trying to get into this abandoned house down the road from my grandmother’s house. It had been abandoned for as long as forever and all the doors were locked but I found a covered basin on the back porch and guess what I found in it?
Greg: Potatoes?
Me: Potatoes?! No! I found a dead bat. Didn’t I just say that the house was abandoned?
We had just been talking about my Romanian heritage – which is where DRACULA comes from – and a vampire story I’m working on.
It’s Official. And documented here. Greg, clearly you weren’t listening.
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