Mondays suck. That’s something we all agree on.
Mondays make us:
And I’ll even bet my jar of Roundup that the cause of 90% of our problems is Mondays.
Consumer reports warn us not to buy cars that were made on a Monday and professional Time Managers tell us not to schedule big tasks on a Monday.
Put this all together and we’ve got a case against Mondays because clearly, Mondays are NOT eco-friendly and terrible for the environment.
BUT . . .
I have a solution to end this world problem, which has nothing to do with us all pressing CTRL, ALT, DEL at the same time (although it has crossed my mind).
Solution to end world Mondays
Imagine this . . .
You’re sitting around the dinner table talking about your day. And because it’s Monday, it was a long day and you have a lot to talk about.
Just as you momentarily stop talking to catch your breath and put a piece of reheated Sunday leftovers in your mouth, your attentive and compassionate kid asks you, “would you like a little more Monday?”
You hold up your glass and say with enthusiasm, “Oh, yes! Please!”
Gently at first and without you realizing it, your feelings and attitude towards Mondays shifts and you start to think that Mondays aren’t that bad after all.
Because David Suzuki has developed an eco-friendly wine called “MONDAY” and everyone – even women and children – must drink this wine on Mondays.
Suddenly Mondays are something to look forward to.
World Monday problem solved.
PS. It’s all up to you David Suzuki
PPS. I really should run for Prime Minister.
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