Is it just me or are weekends made out of this big abyss of a time warp?
One minute you’re thinking, “Yayyy, it’s the weekend! And I’m going to . . . Get. So. Much. Done.”
And the next minute you’re realizing that it’s Monday and you’ve done NOTHING.
Following are a few questions that were asked of me this morning. Notice that every one of them could easily be answered with, “OH CRAP.”
Mom, did you do any laundry last night?
Mom, where’s the milk?
Mom, do you know where my blue top is?
Mom, do we have any eggs?
Mom, did you sign that form?
Also, notice that all of these questions begin with “MOM”.
Some days it sucks to be me.