Last night Greg and I met at our local watering hole for a drink. All was well and good until they placed what I thought was a giant dildo in front of me at the bar.
“Why are they giving ME this?!!” was my obvious question.
“It’s for the hockey game,” Greg explained.
(Note to Greg: thanks for not telling me in advance about the game because I wouldn’t have wanted to go. And why do I get the feeling that you knew that???)
So as I got to re-new my dislike for sports on TV, I also got to witness what happens in public places when there’s both sports and alcohol.
To which I say: THANK GOD FOR THE ALCOHOL.
I learned last night that wine can be a girl’s best friend when there’s a game on TV.
I also learned that banging giant dildos on bars to get the bartenders attention is not a good use of said giant dildo. It’s a shame really because it actually works.
I’ve just invented the “Bartildo”!
And here’s the tagline:
Arouse your bartender and never go thirsty again.
I’m a marketing genius!