
Meet Jed, one of my dogs. He’s also known as Mr. Holstein, dumb-ass and OMG, JED, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!! (He sits with anticipation to all of these names.)
The day that I wrote this post I came home to find that he (somehow) got a hold of my glasses while I was out – and ate them. (The sneak probably thought I wouldn’t see.)
So yeah, he’s a little destructive. He’s also very sweet and despite the fact that he’s cost me muchos dinaros in damages, he’s part of the family. On most days that’s a good thing. On some days it’s like the relationship between Archie Bunker and Meat Head. (Yup. Just showed my age.)
Well last night while I was supposed to be sleeping, the hamster came up with a brilliant idea. Imagine this . . .
101 tiny speakers throughout my house that are connected directly to my phone. This way I can call home throughout the day and randomly scream out:
“JED! NOOOOOOO!”
PS. This may only SEEM like a good idea because of sleep deprivation.
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