Dear Bill Gates: Does the hamster have to think of EVERYTHING?

Responds to most names. Doesn’t like to be called “Cow Dog” though.

Meet Jed, one of my dogs. He’s also known as Mr. Holstein, dumb-ass and OMG, JED, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!! (He sits with anticipation to all of these names.)

The day that I wrote this post I came home to find that he (somehow) got a hold of my glasses while I was out – and ate them. (The sneak probably thought I wouldn’t see.)

So yeah, he’s a little destructive. He’s also very sweet and despite the fact that he’s cost me muchos dinaros in damages, he’s part of the family. On most days that’s a good thing. On some days it’s like the relationship between Archie Bunker and Meat Head. (Yup. Just showed my age.)

Well last night while I was supposed to be sleeping, the hamster came up with a brilliant idea. Imagine this . . .

101 tiny speakers throughout my house that are connected directly to my phone. This way I can call home throughout the day and randomly scream out:

“JED! NOOOOOOO!”

PS. This may only SEEM like a good idea because of sleep deprivation.