I’m a little afraid of my affinity with sea turtles

Hey awesome Moxie-Dude readers!

Have I ever mentioned that I have four kids?

Yup. True story.

And the nice thing about having a village as your offspring is that you become infamous in your own house for your inadequacies.

No matter who’s home or not home, there’s always someone around to remind me of my disability in the kitchen.

Son: Can you try to make Chile tonight?

Me: As long as we agree that the key word here is “try”.

Son: Don’t worry. No great expectations. Plus I just checked and we have a pizza in the freezer just in case.

Me: That’s great. Except we remember what happened LAST TIME I tried to make a frozen pizza, right?

Son: Yup. Hard to forget.

Dear scientists who are trying to figure out why sea turtles run away from their babies – right after they lay them in the sand:

THIS is why.

Now go find a cure for cancer.

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