Surprise, awesome Moxie-Dude readers!
Unless if you’re one of my relatives from Australia – because apparently that’s where my internal clock is from – you’re sleeping right now.
And that’s great because this is exactly what we’re supposed to be doing IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
As for me, I’m awake with all sorts of feral thoughts – compliments of my nocturnal hamster.
I’d just like to point out that I’m having a few thoughts of my own right now. And they have NOTHING to do with lists.
My top thought du jour soir
If I die in my sleep, I’ll be like, “a-HA!!! Take THAT, hamster!!! I WIN!!!”
*Insert evil laugh here*
Note from the hamster: No you won’t. If you die in your sleep, you’ll be dead. Dead people never win at anything.
Note to the hamster: I hate you right now.
PS. This is not a real post on account that it’s the middle of the night. Also, this is the time when things are either really, really worse than they truly are in real life or really, really stupider. Sleep deprivation has that affect on me.
PPS. Yes I KNOW “stupider” isn’t a real word. I’m using it here as a tribute to my brother because it was one of OUR words. We used to use it in all kinds of sentences. (“Yeah, well you’re stupider.”)
PPPS. We were very young. And clearly ahead of our time in comparison to this post.
PPPPS. I’ll shut up now.
Wow, um yeah, I totally have one of those hamsters. I thought it came with having ADD. 🙂
Sadly, ANYONE can have a nocturnal hamster. Apparently sleep is over-rated 🙂