Hey there, awesome Moxie-Dude readers!
If you follow me on Facebook you know that last week while we were in Mexico I slipped this fork in my purse as my daughter and I were leaving a restaurant because we had to walk back to our suite in the total dark.
Dear Greg: Yes, I am a ninja with a fork. Even when I’m NOT drinking tequila.
The next day I walked along that same path and saw this:
That’s when I realized that maybe I should have taken the bigger fork because ALLIGATORS.
Then on Saturday – the day we left Mexico – I saw THIS SIGN and realized that I had nothing to fear because there aren’t any alligators along that path.
There are CROCODILES!
And while the instructions to not feed the crocodiles and stay on the path are all great advice, you have to admit: it’s the crocodiles that have to follow these rules!