Happy Day to you, my awesomenesses!
Last night as I was
sleeping tossing and turning and listening to the surround sound ramblings of the hamster list off all the things that I didn’t do yesterday, it dawned on me:
And so what did I do? I got up and I made a damn cheesecake. Apparently there’s nothing like whipping something up in the kitchen at 2 a.m. because . . .
So to counter all the stupid, crazy things that the hamster was condemning me for (like the load of laundry that I keep rewashing because I’ve been forgetting about it since Saturday), I’ve decided to make a list of all the things that prove that I’m awesome.
A little risqué, I realize, since we’re so set on focusing on our “faults”.
Here goes. I am . . .
The hamster doesn’t even know me!