Happy Day to you, my awesomenesses!
It’s spring break for my teenagers, which means Moxie-Dude headquarters (also known as my laptop and I) will be coming at you from Florida this week. (Yayyy!)
Dear burglars: My friend Bubba is staying in my house with my two ferocious dogs while we’re away. Nice try though.
Maybe it’s because my son and I were the only passengers not sporting stretchy pants and running shoes but for some reason we got picked as the emergency escape marshals. Here’s the conversation between said son and I after the flight attendant gave us our degree in how-to-open-the-emergency-door. (Don’t laugh. It was grueling.)
Me: Wow! First day of your vacation and we get a job that could save hundreds of people.
Son: Yeah. Try not to blow it.
In other news, it’s time for the weekly wrap-up!
Murphy’s Laws for single moms. Because teenagers.
The 4 phases of an ending relationship. Also, I think I just broke up with a piece of myself.
Dear Justin Bieber: Why? Just, why?
See y’all next week!
Meanwhile, keep reading!
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