Happy Day to you, awesome readers!
There’s no denying that after kids, the body deviates only to cross over into slightly altered versions of itself. The waist gets thicker, hair gets thinner and the metabolism seems to slow down to the likes of a hibernating bear. This is also known as “eat-that-cookie-and-you-may-never-get-naked-with-the-lights-on-again.”
But having kids triggers an even bigger change. One that everyone seems to ignore. Or possibly they just choose not to talk about it. Everyone, that is, except me. I suggest you sit down for this.
The biggest change to occur after kids takes place in our heads. To be more specific, the VOICES in our heads.
Not only do they get LOUDER, they also multiply into a schizophrenic mess of chaotic proportions.
And to demonstrate my point, I drew this:
PS. Sometimes the voices even yell at EACH OTHER. When that happens, I suggest you just lay low and get out of the way. Or drink wine until the voices confuse themselves into a slumber of cursive thoughts.
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