Hey there, awesome readers!
It’s pretty clear to me that we have a problem of national proportions. And so to save the nation, I’m thinking of going into politics.
Here’s my platform:
I’m going to save Sundays!
Problem:
It’s no secret that Sundays are problematic. But really the only damper on this wonderful day is, well, the obvious. Also known as Mondays.
Solution:
Wouldn’t it be fun if we rolled the days of the week like dice to mix things up a bit?
Result:
No more consecutive humdrum!
Sunday … Monday … Tuesday … Wednesday … Thursday … Friday … Saturday
Becomes:
Sunday … Friday … Wednesday … Saturday …Tuesday … Thursday
Also, did you see what I did there? I ABOLISHED MONDAYS.
I think I’ve just exceeded my genius.
bwahahaha! Good one! I’d vote for you! Just as long as I don’t get stuck with a week of Mondays.
Vote for me and I PROMISE … We will NEVER have a week of Mondays 🙂
it is a focused platform and I have voted on one issue candidates before so you got my vote. Now what day is today?
Awesome-sauce! Thanks for believing in this cause. And it’s Friday 🙂
I LOVE it! I would totally vote for you! And then this way, I’d probably never really know what day it actually is.
Thanks! I’m so ahead of the other candidates!!!