Hey there, awesome readers!
It’s pretty clear to me that we have a problem of national proportions. And so to save the nation, I’m thinking of going into politics.
Here’s my platform:
I’m going to save Sundays!
It’s no secret that Sundays are problematic. But really the only damper on this wonderful day is, well, the obvious. Also known as Mondays.
Wouldn’t it be fun if we rolled the days of the week like dice to mix things up a bit?
No more consecutive humdrum!
Sunday … Monday … Tuesday … Wednesday … Thursday … Friday … Saturday
Sunday … Friday … Wednesday … Saturday …Tuesday … Thursday
Also, did you see what I did there? I ABOLISHED MONDAYS.
I think I’ve just exceeded my genius.