Hey there, awesome readers!
I’m busy writing about how I went to an auction to buy a lawnmower and ended up buying a house. A REAL HOUSE. One that I’m going to live in.
Meanwhile though, I wanted to share pure brilliance with you. Not MY brilliance but someone else’s …
Have you ever stumbled on something and thought, “Gee. I wish I had invented that?”
Well that’s exactly what happened when Greg and I walked into a local microbrewery. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I stumbled on beer. Logical assumption but Greg is a beer drinker so I get to see beer every day occasionally.
Nope. What I’m talking about goes much deeper than beer. And not only do I wish I had invented this thing, which I’m about to share with you in a minute (depending on how fast you read), but I’ve come up with a way that said great find can even save troubled relationships.
And here it is. *Insert drum roll*
I present to you …
BEER SOAP!
Can you imagine the possibilities?
Scenario:
You’ve been with your significant other long enough for you both to take each other for granted. Then one day you decide that you want to be wined and dined. You want to be reminded of what it feels like to be completely in love and have someone else adore you as though you were the only woman on earth. So you suggest a date night.
You: I was thinking … it’s been awhile since we’ve gone out. You know. Just the two of us.
Him: How much is this going to cost?
And you realize that possibly the romance part of your relationship is broken.
Solution:
You take a shower. Or bath if you prefer. And instead of your usual fruity-scented body wash, you lather up with BEER SOAP.
Suddenly your significant other can’t keep his hands off you. This time when you suggest date night he responds with great anticipation – the way he USED TO when you first started dating a million years ago.
Conclusion:
Men are not complicated at all.
Cheers! Pun intended.
I’d rather be single than have to smell like beer. Let him lather up and pop his own cap, if you know what I mean…
Love it! You are one of the most intelligent people I know. And funniest. What’s your trick for balancing it all?
I am putting this on my FB page. lol
Thanks so much, Miss Kyla! Hugs 🙂