Oh, awesome readers!
Let me start by saying that I LOVE Greg. I truly do. Even though sometimes he feels like a nincompoop (his word). And maybe I love him BECAUSE he sometimes feels like a nincompoop. I just can’t help myself. Sometimes I even can’t help myself from adding to his feelings of nincompoopness. (Dear Spell Check: Stop being anal and please add “nincompoopness” to your dictionary.)
It all started when he sent me a text last week while I was at work:
“MY NEW UNDERWEAR … SO COMFORTABLE!!!”
The fact that I was in a meeting at the time that he sent this text, and that I was sitting amongst some of the most serious people I know – people who probably only ever smile or laugh during special occasions – has nothing to do with what I did next. Probably.
Again, I’d like to mention how much I love Greg. In spite of that, I really don’t care about how comfortable his new underwear is. Especially since I don’t shop for him and was therefore only vaguely aware that he even had new underwear. (He may have mentioned it. I may have not been paying attention.)
After my meeting I replied to his text saying that I was glad that his new underwear was comfortable because HOW ELSE DO YOU RESPOND TO THAT?
I also said that I hoped he washed them first, which I ASSUMED he would but felt that this would add a touch of “I care” to a conversation that I was sure we shouldn’t even be having because some things – in my opinion – don’t need to be shared. No matter how much you love each other.
To which Greg replied that usually he does wash new underwear but was rushing to get to work when he realized that he missed laundry day. To which I responded that I hope he didn’t catch herpes.
He kind of panicked.
Very funny!!! That’s why texting is fun. Thank you!
True that, Sherry 🙂
One of the many joys of marriage…being able to screw with our mates at inopportune times! I have the same husband I think.
Lol – It’s one of the perks of being in love 🙂
Too funny. If that’s how you could catch it, I would imagine every man ever would have it.
So true, Katy!
omgosh!!!! I’m laughing hysterically right now!!! omg…you could so be my partner in crime if I needed one!!!!
Thanks, Karen *er* I mean, my partner in crime 🙂
Thanks for the laugh Mona. Love that word nincompoopness
Thanks, Michelle! Yes, “nincompoopness” has a cool ring to it, I find 🙂
I love you! U CRACK ME UP!
Thanks, Eva 🙂
I just picture him turning to someone and saying, “Hey. Did you know…”
Ha ha! So do I, Susan 🙂
You’re an evil genius!
Thanks, Leona! Most people don’t appreciate that side of me. And by most people I mean GREG 🙂
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