Being a single mom is tough. You have to do everything yourself, from changing dirty diapers to paying the bills. And the laundry. Don’t even get me started on the laundry.
But did you know that single moms are actually superheroes? True story! Here are 10 reasons why single moms are secretly superheroes and don’t even know it.
- They can multitask like an octopus on steroids.
Single moms can cook dinner, fold towels, help with homework, and blow the referee whistle when siblings start fighting… all with the same breath. Everything is always under control when mom is in the room. (Except maybe her sanity. If you’re a single mom, you know what I’m talking about!)
2. They’re masters of disguise.
Single moms can go from gentle parenting mode to kickass woman-on-a-mission mode in 0.02 seconds flat. They know how to dress for success, whether they’re running to the grocery store or heading into a team meeting. And don’t let the yoga pants fool you! She rocks her style with both practicality and panache no matter the task. With her ability to switch gears in a flash, she can fly right by Clark Kent, and all he’d notice is his hair getting out of place from the soft gust of wind as she goes by.
3. They have eyes in the back of their head.
Single moms have an uncanny ability to know what their kids are up to even when they’re not in the same room. They can smell trouble brewing from a mile away, and they’re always one step ahead of their little gremlins.
4. They can fix anything with duct tape and a few cuss words.
Single moms are like MacGyver, but with less tools and more kids. They can fix just about anything with some duct tape, a hammer, and a few f-bombs. Who needs a fancy toolbox when you’ve got a single mom on the job?
5. They’re experts at negotiation.
Single moms are expert negotiators, whether they’re convincing their kids to eat their veggies or negotiating a raise at work. They know how to get what they want without throwing a tantrum (almost every time).
6. They can survive on very little sleep.
Single moms know what it’s like to survive and thrive on only a few hours of sleep. They can function just fine on a pot cup of coffee, even when they’ve been up all night with a sick kid. They’re true superheroes, but with more caffeine in their systems.
7. They have the strength of ten men.
Single moms are strong, both physically and emotionally. They can carry four bags of groceries, a toddler, a laptop bag, and a backpack without breaking a sweat. They’re like Wonder Woman, but with less spandex.
8. They’re always one step ahead of the game (and the game changes every day).
Single moms are like master chess players, always thinking 17 moves ahead. They know how to plan AND be prepared for any surprise obstacles. They’re like the Justice League, but with more spreadsheets.
9. They can make a gourmet meal out of a box of cereal.
Single moms are experts at making something out of nothing. They can turn a box of cereal and some milk into a gourmet meal like nobody’s business. They’re like Top Chef, but with more Cheerios.
10. They’re the ultimate role models.
Single moms are the ultimate role models for their kids. They show them what it means to be strong, independent, and resilient, and they do it all without even realizing it. They’re like the Avengers, but with more hugs and kisses.
There are so many other reasons why single moms are superheroes in disguise. In fact, I wrote a book about it!
Single moms wear their invisible capes with modesty. Speaking from experience, solo parenting is not easy. Most days, it’s damn overwhelming.
So, the next time you see a single mom, give her a high five and a fist bump. And let her know that she’s a true superhero. Oh! And don’t forget to tell her how fabulous she looks in her secret identity! *wink wink*
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Mona Andrei is an award-winning humor blogger, columnist, and author. In her most recent book, SUPERWOMAN: A Funny and Reflective Look at Single Motherhood, she shares her challenges and triumphs as a single mother as well as stories from other single mothers.
Mona is also the host of the Single Moms with Moxie podcast.
When Mona isn’t writing or elevating other single mothers, you can probably find her dancing. As a member of a competitive hip hop team, she likes to think that she’ll stay young and cool forever. She may be delusional.
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