Hey there, awesome readers! The end of summer is discreetly tapping on our shoulders and everyone is talking about back to school. Some of us refer to it as “the most wonderful time of the year”. Others, as the most expensive time of the year – even more expensive than the holiday season! Regardless of […]
Old age will always be 20 years older than me. Also I may have failed math.
Hey there, awesome readers! About two weeks ago a friend of mine, who’s in her 30’s, was telling me about her chronic neck pain. “We’re getting old,” she said. And since she’s quite a few years younger than me, the first thing to come out of my mouth was, “some of us more than others.” […]
This picture only makes sense if you’re almost 50. Or if you need to celebrate the fact that your body is falling apart
How’s it going, awesome readers? Fact: I have a memory the size of a peanut. Despite this, I remember exactly when the pain started. It was a Wednesday. And not just any Wednesday but TWO Wednesdays ago. Under normal circumstances this time span would be considered beyond my ability to retain events. That in itself […]
I smell like an old person. Why do I feel like I should be apologizing for that?
Happy Friday Eve, awesome readers! To put this post into context, here’s a conversation between Greg and I (uncensored because what fun would that be?) … Me: I think I have kneecap cancer. Greg: Yup. Me: What do you mean “yup”. This could be SERIOUS. Greg: Just like your eyeball cancer, lip cancer, and pinkie […]