Hello, awesome readers! Today we’re going to talk about our “aging society”. To be frank, I don’t usually think about my age (except when there’s a mirror in front of me). Actually that’s not true. Lately, I ALWAYS think about my age regardless of whether I’m staring in a mirror. Why? Because three things happened […]
Younger me -vs- Older me. I’m still not sure who’s winning.
Hello, awesome readers! Once upon a long time ago, I wanted goats. So what did I do? I came home with goats. My ex was not amused. Neither were my suburbanite neighbours and eventually I had to give Tom and Jerry away to a petting zoo. It was a sad day but also a happy […]
Old age will always be 20 years older than me. Also I may have failed math.
Hey there, awesome readers! About two weeks ago a friend of mine, who’s in her 30’s, was telling me about her chronic neck pain. “We’re getting old,” she said. And since she’s quite a few years younger than me, the first thing to come out of my mouth was, “some of us more than others.” […]
This picture only makes sense if you’re almost 50. Or if you need to celebrate the fact that your body is falling apart
How’s it going, awesome readers? Fact: I have a memory the size of a peanut. Despite this, I remember exactly when the pain started. It was a Wednesday. And not just any Wednesday but TWO Wednesdays ago. Under normal circumstances this time span would be considered beyond my ability to retain events. That in itself […]
I smell like an old person. Why do I feel like I should be apologizing for that?
Happy Friday Eve, awesome readers! To put this post into context, here’s a conversation between Greg and I (uncensored because what fun would that be?) … Me: I think I have kneecap cancer. Greg: Yup. Me: What do you mean “yup”. This could be SERIOUS. Greg: Just like your eyeball cancer, lip cancer, and pinkie […]